“911, what’s your emergency?”
“There’s a guy here and I want his shirt. No, I NEED his shirt.”
“Sir…this is not an emergency.”
“That’s what you think.”
If you wear the PHONING IN short-sleeve button-up get used to this kind of nonsense happening to you on a regular basis. We’d apologize, but when you wear the camp-collared button-up featuring a floral pattern worthy of white sand beaches—honestly? We don’t think you’ll mind.
